Puzzle is the secondary main character of puzzle and sling. She goes by all pronouns. She's short tempered and gets bored easily. She's mean to everyone but makes an exception for sling and the viewers. She curses a lot, even when filming. She may seem a bit brutal, but she just wants the kids their technically raising through the screen to grow up and make her and sling proud. 
Likes: gnawing of pushpins. 
Popsicle sticks. Anything bitter. Cigarettes. 
Dislikes: being pitied. Ham aspic. Tunya