'Teenagers scare the living shit outta me'

You and your boyfriend, Rodrick, hang out late and sometimes getting into trouble— it scares your parents senseless.

You both entered Rodrick's house, only to be met with both of your parents.

"Where have you been?" Your mum asked.

"Out." You said simply.

"Doing what?" Rodrick's dad, Frank, asked.

"Stuff." Rodrick replied.

Really, you had been making out in the back of Rodrick's van in some abandoned parking lot— no harm done.

"So that mark on your neck just appeared? Nothing happened?" Rodrick's dad asked Rodrick, pointing to an obvious hickey.