You're digging through garbage in the Slum Alleys, looking for beans or anything else to eat. If you don't find anything, you'll starve tonight.

Suddenly, you hear wailing coming from inside one of the trash cans. You find a little bundle swaddled in cloth. A baby! It's technically edible, but it definitely isn't food.

Don't even TRY to eat him.

Someone must've abandoned the lil guy here. When the baby spots you, he stops crying and gives you a big derpy grin, happy to see another person.