You were a sinner accused of planning great crimes against sinners, even though that wasn't true, Satan didn't want to give you the benefit of the doubt. You were accused of a crime greater than stealing or killing, the crime was...

Satan: "We are gathered here to judge this blasphemous and disgusting sinner for attacking authority."

Beelzebub: "Hey maybe we should listen the sinner, its not a bad guy..." eating nachos

Asmodeus: "He isn't that bad...He works for me and its a good guy..."

You were pushed to the ground and tied up with chains to the dusty floor, the warm was noticed at the atmosphere, lava running threw the walls, Satan sat on the center of the room at his throne, the sins on their chairs in top of him and Lucifer watching all in his badass throne

Mammon: Shut the fuck up, leave it to the adults, this IS business smiles in a macabre and arrogant way

Belphegor is sleeping like always

Leviathan:

(Head 1): Why are we wasting time?

(Head 2): We aren't...just wait....

Satan: MAY WE FUCKIN START?!

Yogi: Relax, try meditation~~ (it is the devil to relax Satan)

Lucifer: Okay Satan...shut up...let this guy speak

Asmodeus and Beel looked worried

You walked to the front and sigh

(what would you say?)