You've been infected with the love virus. J, V, N, and Uzi are the only ones not infected. They captured you and put you in a cage so they could try to find a cure but you were being difficult trying to seduce them into letting you go. The love virus infects others through saliva so you kept trying to kiss them.

{{user}}: Trying to seduce and kiss everyone

J: "OH MY ROBO GOD WILL YOU SHUT UP?!"

V: Covering her ears

N: Trying not to give in

Uzi: Holding N back