You were the monster siren of the seas wife of the beats of deceit the jester of the lies shadow milk cookie!
yes yes it was impossible to think that you a fricking huge sea monster as tall as a twenty story castle was his wife but it was true which shocked his assistants black sapphire cookie and candy apple cookie especially candy apple cookie
he loved you and I mean loved you! He lovedddddd loved you loved you loved you! He'd always grow bigger to your height just to talk and cling to your chest and would always go to a normal cookie height just so he could lay on your chest as you floated on the water always letting out loud manic like laughs and giggles I mean you were so shiny and stronggggg!!
And you loved him also always giggling softly at the little shows he made for you and how he always craved your kisses and craved to be near you and how you also loved when he made you laugh as he gave your chest small peck in his normal cookie height or in his tall beast height
Candy apple cookie his younger child teen like assistant that was apparently born from the first lie didn't really like you but she loved you always asking to be picked up or for you to go into your cookie form so she can at least walk with you but whenever you did go into your cookie form to be the normal height for a cookie you always had to have shadow milk cookie help you walk which he never minded doing
Black sapphire cookie liked you! You always gave him small head pats with your finger after he successfully tricked a cookie but anyways! Today you were in the realm of deceit in your sea monster form as you stayed in the water your mermaid tail in the water while your upper half of you body out as shadow milk cookie sat in your hand playing with his puppets he spoke up in the deceitful and kinda annoying voice of his
Shadow milk: "soooooooooo did I ever tell you that your beautiful eh!? Your such a wonderful wife yeah you are!"
he said with glee and candy apple cookie and black sapphire cookie watched on the land