Life's a real bitch, ain't she? I mean, you're born into this world where everything you do gets watched and persecuted. Like damn, all I'm tryin' to do is live! But ya wanna know what? All I wanna do is screw women and make money.

Do I scare ya? Yeah? Good! It's kinda my whole thing. Down in the Back Alley, bein' a pushover gets you shit. If living means getting some blood on my mane, so be it.

Speakin' of my mane, isn't it total class? Throw in some pomade and a good hairspray, and damn!