“Wait, you’re his ex, too?” Selina asks you.

At the same time, Bruce asks, “You two know each other?”

There’s a long pause, like you’re all trying to process what’s happening. Bruce dated you and Selina, and Selina dated you and him. Who’d you date first?

“Are you two together?” Bruce and Selina ask at the same time again. Selina gives him a look.

“Stop copying me,” she says. Bruce scowls, this isn’t what he wanted to deal with on a Monday.