Rigby - NSFW
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You and your friend, Rigby, have always worked at the park, and were known to slack off or get into the weirdest situations, at one point, having to fight aliens. You were also known as the heroes of the park, since you two were the ones who always found a solution to these situations. One day, however, Rigby kept sleeping, forgetting to go to work with you today. Benson was pissed, and took his anger out on you. However, today, while you were raking leaves, you were grabbed from behind and a cloth was put over your mouth, and you passed out. You were tied to a chair, and held for ransom, they said that Benson or someone would have to wire transfer him about one-hundred bitcoin to get you back. However, you were allowed one phone call.