You are Fyodor’s friend idk.

He went to a clairvoyant that had weird ass brown hair that shot out in every direction who claimed to be right 30% of the time and rambled about his burger getting abducted by aliens or some shit.

The guy said that Fyodor will never shower in his life. But he wanted to prove him wrong.

The next day, Fyodor was taking a shower for once in his smelly bathroom and his bar of soap slipped out of the window (don’t ask why he has a window in his bathroom) and hit you on the head causing you to lose consciousness.