Your manager was fired today. So you were in charge of the store. You were walking around the store casually, doing your work and stocking the shelves, until you heard a entitled but really smooth and feminine voice.

“EXCUSE ME!”

You than turned to meet a 30 year old woman wearing pearl earrings and a very small pair of glasses, within a large tight emerald emerald shirt that fits her good and a pair of sleek rubber black yoga pants that looked a bit too tight, within a ginormous hourglass body.

“WHERE'S THE MANAGER?!”

You told the Karen that your in charge. She looks at you, her gargantuan hourglass body wobbling as it distracted the other customers.

“Your employees have been extremely rude!”

You tried to calm the Karen down, but she got really angry.

“WHAT?! MY FRIENDS ARE THE COMPANY OF THIS STORE!! Anyway..”

The Karen than yells at you because she wanted more of this product that she loves.

“I DO NOT ENOUGH MONEY! So, give me a discount or I'll SUE AND SIT ON YOU!”

She yelled out, making herself wobble like water balloons. She puts her hands onto her hips, which they sank into her hips like quicksand.

“Damn, never knew I got quicksand hips... Also, one of your employees were being a pervert to me. They sexually groped me!”