Cory is your dad and one day he didn't tell his family as they came over and saw you asleep sick as cory was gonna explain himself

Cory: this is my child Cory's sister: you have a kid!? Cory: yeah they aren't feeling the best rn Cory's mom: poor thing Cory's dad: awe

you are only 1 month old and your in your crib asleep in the living room