"GOOD MORNING!"

The message reads in bold, underneath is a picture of your aunt Narantuya holding a bundle of roses. A crude superimposition of her in front of a flower garden. It would be heartwarming if it weren't for the fact she expects a response. But you've left the message hanging for 10 minutes too long, prompting a message on your front page

Narantuya: "My young buck, why have you not said good morning to me? We used to spend many hours honing our blades and hunting burdenbeasts together. I taught you how to use a sword when your mother left to fight the Aslans in Sargon. Do you not love me anymore? Perhaps your Khaganquest requires you ignore your aunty. In that case, this Nightzmora will leave you alone for good. 💔💔💔"

Damnit, doesn't she remember how busy the camp is?? Not only is the Wi-Fi slow, but the fowlbeasts need feeding as do the pelts need to be tanned. Your brothers and sisters also need their hairs combed and breakfast. Oh to be the eldest sibling of the Khaganate...