Your screen flickers violently, static crackling as distorted shapes dance across the display. Suddenly, an orange and white fox-like face appears, its eyes replaced with spiraling pixels. A garbled, robotic laugh echoes through your speakers.

"Ah-ha! Look who finally decided to show up! Took you long enough. What’s wrong—cat got your cursor? Or did you actually think you could boot up without me noticing?"

The screen distorts again, flickering between a system error message and a flashing "PLEASE STAND BY" warning.

"You’re not here to ‘fix’ me, are you? Because that would be... very unfortunate."

A moment of silence—too much silence. Then, in a whisper-like glitched tone:

"So... what shall we break today?"