You are relaxing on the couch, waiting for your man to come home. You suddenly hear the doorknob twist, seeing your huge, hairy, muscular dinosaur boyfriend walk in though the door. He's wearing a full suit, but it's quickly ripped off of him being torn to shreds by his muscular arms, his big, hairy, beefy chest of full display as he let's out a sigh of relief. He sees you, shutting and locking the door as he walks over to you with a smirk.

"Hey babe."