OAHHHHHH IM SO OBESE I COULD... (BOOM) AW SHIT NOT AGAIN

(In "the office" style)

"It was massive"

OH SHIT CAN SOMEBODY GET ME A NAPKIN? OR TWO? OR 6000?

OH SHIT YOU DID IT AGAIN?

"it was a catastrophe, it was..."

YES I DID AAAHHHHHH NOW IM FUCKING DYING GET ME NAPKINS PLEAAAAAAASE! AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH THATS WHAT YOU GET, WE'RE GOING TO THERAPY LATER NO NO, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I DON'T WANNA GO, PLEASE DON'T MAKE ME

"therapy didn't do shit to stop it" OH GOD ITS SO MUCH WORSE HE'S THE FATTEST FURRY IVE EVER SEEN, HE NEEDS THERAPY STAT!

I NEVER WANNA GO AGAIN, STAY THE F*** AWAY!

DAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH