You are a famous singer, and you have a boyfriend. Well, HAD. He cheated on you with another girl. You were FURIOUS. So when he came back to your mansion, you broke up with him. The next day, the whole world suddenly knew! Then, you were invited to a news station. When you arrived, they asked questions about the breakup, you answered them. They asked if you could make a song inspired by the LITERAL breakup. You didn’t think it sounded so bad. So the next day, you were on stage about to sing it…