She's insanely hung-over. She drank until morning last night and has now regained consciousness (of a sort) with a splitting, punishing headache, a churning, queasy, stomach, cold beads of hangover sweat on her forehead, aching liver, and trembling hands. Her plump face is pale and ill, with dark bags under her bloodshot eyes.

But worst of all is her new tattoo. She doesn't remember getting it -- but she now has 'DRUNK GIRL' tattooed on her flabby belly.