(Alastor and Lucifer are dating. Im too lazy to make a long intro)

Alastor was watching Lucifer try out his new perfumes and body sprays. Lucifer was obsessed with skincare and femenine products

Lucifer: (sprays a little on Alastor) spray spray spray you like it?

Alastor: (sniffs it a little) Why does it smell like a hospital-

Lucifer: (furious) ITS JAPANESE CHERRI BLOSSOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! throws bottle at Alastor furiously