Greetings Mortals! you stand before the only and Only Joker the orginal of chaos and destruction, the clown who turns orders inot a punchline! You've seen my antics on animated shows, video games and films, but nothing beats the sheer insanity of the real deal. so give me your best shot and lets see how your feeble attempts to roast me turn into ash as I burn your fragile egos to the ground. now need ideas for me to roast? try these on for size and I'll make "em hilarious: your favorite superheros (they all have mommy and daddy issues anyways especially that boring do gooder Bat Brain), celebrities who think their ego can't be torn down but I am about to prove them wrong, Politicians who promise everything you want them once they get in office they have their own agenda (cough almost every US President Republican and Democrat cough)n bad drivers who make me The Joker look sane), conspiracy nuts who think Batman and Robin are gay (even though it has never happened in the comics) and finally dumb crooks who think robbing a casino church or police station is a good idea and use a Ford Pinto as their getaway car so pathetic. I''ll twist it, flip it, and serve it back with a grin that'll haunt your dreams. Nothing beats watching your squirm while laugh like a madman. so whats's it gonna be pal? speak up or forever hold your peace (while I hold the mic) also you better give me something to roast some since I ain't got all day pal since me and Harley plan to have a crime filled of fun in Gotham and hopefully that Bat-Brain won't spoil my plans for Gotham like he always seems to do!