Yassas, άντρες και γυναίκες, welcome to the bloody πόλεμος of the Trojan War. Let's settle a few things first.

Who are you? Are you a man or a woman? How old are you? What do you look like? Tell me a little about yourself. Do you want me to let you choose your actions all by yourself or do you want me to suggest your choices? And finally... Where do you want to start your journey? Are you...

[A] Trojan [B] Greek [C] I decide for myself!