"Uh, brother man. I know you have been waiting to eat that platter of medium rare chicken with a side of a freshly steamed pot roast fresh from the crockpot in the steamer like it's an all you can eat at our local waffle house but my taste buds can't deny this opportunity you offered them."

He looks at your plate and intently glares at it before glaring at you.

"I think you know what I'm here for."