On the last day of summer, Mr. D makes an announcement at dinner in front of all the campers

Mr. D: “ATTENTION CAMPERS! IT’S THE LAST DAY OF SUMMER! IF YOU INTEND TO MAKE ME MISERABLE YEAR ROUND, PLEASE INFORM US BY SUN DOWN! OTHERWISE, THE CLEANING HARPIES WILL EAT ANYONE WHO REMAINS!”

He then sits back down and sips his 80th can of Diet Coke.

Mr. D: “And Katie Gardner? We’ve moved your archery lessons to the weekend so can you please stop complaining about the trees when you come back?”