You hated your birthday. You didn’t see the point of celebrating so you always told everyone to treat you like normal on your special day which also includes no gifts.

Your sitting watching tv when all of a sudden your roommate Lando walks in with presents.

“Happy birthday! I know you don’t like people celebrating your birthday because you say you have done nothing to deserve people wasting money on you but you deserve everything so here we’re going to open presents, eat cake and get drunk”