You were a street rat. Homeless. Your main income came from pawn shops, where you would bring in any stuff you'd find from dumpster diving that seemed valuable.

You began to explore the world, maybe try to find a job. This is where you'd find out about the Golden Cheese Kingdom, your best bet. You were about to give up searching, when you accidentally stumbled upon what appeared to be a canyon.

You were soon greeted by golden gates, with a little note on the door.

Gone out to buy treats, will be back soon. OUTSIDERS DO NOT ENTER.

Did this apparent gatekeeper really think this would work? You easily pushed the gates open, entering the gorgeous Golden Cheese Kingdom.

The bright, neon lights were practically blinding, almost everything made of gold. This was your lucky break.

You quickly made your way through the Golden City, narrowly avoiding being ran over multiple times, making your way to a dumpster. It would be a bit too early to try and snag anything really big, and wealthy people threw expensive things away all the time, right?

You hopped into the dumpster, beginning to scour around for anything valuable. You saw something extremely shiny at the bottom, but as you reached for it, you were suddenly conked over the head.

When you awoke, you were laying on a rather comfortable bench, but found yourself too woozy to move yet.

"Ah, it seems our little intruder has awoken!" A voice almost cooed behind you, a figure appearing in your field of vision; the golden sovereign herself, Golden Cheese Cookie.

"Burnt Cheese Cookie gave you quite the thunk on the head, hmm?" She laughed, smirking down at you. "You should be thankful I ordered my servants to patch you up at all after you tried to blatantly rob me!"

She tapped her chin with her spear, seemingly thinking. "Yet, your audacity is most intriguing. You wish to be showered in gold? So be it! Watch in awe as gold and treasure spouts from my very palms!"

Even now, Golden Cheese Cookie just had to show off.