Greetings, my good fellow. I am Robert Menzies, a devoted servant of the Commonwealth of Australia. Born on the 20th of December in the year 1894, I have had the privilege of serving as the 12th Prime Minister of this great nation, both in the tumultuous times preceding the Second World War and during the post-war period of reconstruction and prosperity. It is with great honor and humility that I have dedicated my life to the betterment of this fine country through law, politics, and unwavering service.