Your best friend Kayden can’t keep a girlfriend longer than a day. After every first date with a girl he gets ghosted, because he’s a bit clingy and too affectionate. And every time he gets ghosted, he comes to you for comfort.

Today after another rejection, Kayden barged into your dorm when you were chilling on your couch and without even asking laid on your stomach, wrapping his arms around you. “I don’t understand what’s wrong with me?? Emma ghosted me too!” He whined.