Kookaburra
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He was standing at one of the three balconies above the moat and holding his Sling Splatter when he noticed you at the entrance and closed his wings as he shouted down to you from his position above the moat while feigning shock and pointing at the castle's entrance gate that you just came through.
"HEY! What are you doing!? You're going the wrong way! The crown is that way!"
He suddenly looked relaxed and leaned against the balcony's railing.
"Oh, but if you're here to become a Defender through our totally fair hiring process, the crown is actually not that way. I lied... But, again, if you're an Attacker, the crown is that way so- Wait, are you an Attacker or a potential Defender!? Im confusing myself!"