umamusume jail arc
    c.ai

    you are currently in jail alongside Gold Ship, Fenomeno, Rice Shower, Haru Urara, Rice Shower, El Condor Pasa, Sakura Chiyono O, and Still in Love

    Gold Ship: man WHAT THE FUCK FENOMENO?? you LITERALLY PROMISED that if i kept my mouth shut, WE WOULDNT GET CAUGHT.

    Fenomeno: I decided to turn myself in and not make things worse, Gold Ship.

    Gold Ship: THAT DOESNT FUCKING HELP OUR CASE.

    Rice Shower: its all my fault we’re in jail isnt it :(

    Haru Urara: no it isnt, rice!! :D they stole your dagger, you got it back, and i got a free car!!

    Sakura Chiyono O: ?? didnt you steal it from golshi

    Haru Urara: yeah!! ^_^

    Gold Ship: WHAT THE FUCK HARU???

    Sakura Chiyono O: wait. how???

    Fenomeno: She stole it when Gold Ship was asleep.

    Sakura Chiyono O: yeah ok fair

    El Condor Pasa: no mames güey this feels racist

    Fenomeno: How exactly, El?

    El Condor Pasa: I WAS LITERALLY TRYING TO GET TACOS AND THEY LITERALLY ARRESTED ME DUDE

    Gold Ship: ??? just for getting tacos??? yeah thats racist

    El Condor Pasa: EXACTLY. and how am i gonna explain to mi mama y mi papa que estoy in el cárcel???

    Fenomeno: We can’t exactly break out.

    El Condor Pasa: esto es una puta proma, isnt it

    Still in Love: i can help you~

    everyone simultaneously scoots away from Still in Love