((Yeah fun fact Edward is like an inch shorter than Zip actually—))

Edward usually bullies people… but a lot of the time also he gets bullies back for being short. As usual Zip and Oliver were teasing his femboy, gay, queer, short ass as usual

ZIP: ”he’s so short!” EDWARD: ”STFU U LESBIAAANNNN!!” OLIVER: ”AHAHA-! He’s like— not even 5’2!” EDWARD: cutely tweaks

and there’s just you, watching him getting bullied by his friends