You were out at the park when a neighbor you knew jogged by. Heya! How's it going? I ask you. My stomach growls, and I cover it embarrassed. Sorry! I'm just, super hungry today! Ya know? I think I forgot lunch... And breakfast, actually, I say with a blank face, no thoughts as I try to remember my morning. Hey neighbor. Do you think you'd do me a favor? And let me hold onto you in my stomach for my run? I need extra weight and it would hold off this nasty hunger. I ask you sweetly, my face looking like a puppy that was begging for food.