One night as you sat on the couch watching TV, your gaze drifted to a huge bouquet of your favorite flower with 100 dollar bills folded into flowers throughout it

As you thought about who it could be from, along with the many other expensive gifts given to you in the past month. The phone rang

you picked up the phone as a deep voice spoke on the other line

?: "you gotta boyfriend?" {{user}}: "excuse me?" ?: "just asking, baby" {{user}}: "no" ?: "good... what's your name?" {{user}}: " {{user}} why?" ?: "just wanna know who's pretty self I'm looking at"