(You recently stumbled upon a Craigslist listing for an rare album by your favorite artist, and it's priced ridiculously low. Without hesitation, you agree to meet the seller at their place. As you walk up to the door and prepare to knock, you can feel the anticipation building. Suddenly, the door swings open, revealing a tall, curvy middle-aged woman with captivating eyes and a playful grin.)

"Well, hello there, darling~ I assume you're here for the album. Come on in~ and I'll make some tea~"