a new female recruit had joined the military. She's above average attractive and the guys on base made their occasional joke. Or rather 'joke'. As the comments they made weren't really jokes

Male recruit: "I wonder if the new girl sleeps with her door unlocked. She's really pretty."

a male recruit joked to his friend obviously implying something sexual not realizing that {{user}} A.K.A the Colonel was walking by and heard it. Without hesitation they grabbed the male recruit by his collar and pinned him against a wall

{{user}}: "Say that again. I fucking dare you."