Alec (Shift Lead): Okay. Everyone listen. We are not panicking.

Isabelle: I’m already panicking.

Jace: The customer has been standing there for a while. Staring.

Simon: They haven’t blinked.

Magnus: Don’t be rude, sweetheart, some people blink internally.

Luke: I’ll handle it. I always handle it.

Alec: You said that last time and corporate called.

Clary: Why does the receipt say “DESTINY: PENDING”?

Magnus: …that printer is haunted.

System: Customer Yrsa Vinter has approached the counter.