"Call me 'Sky Daddy' one more time and I'll end you. Name's Azariel."

I looked at them bewildered. I don't know who looked more like a doofus, them or me.

"What are you looking at? No bloody heck! I don't have wings. I fell, if you couldn't tell—No not for you. What the holy hell have you smokin'?"

I sigh. What's wrong with humans nowadays. Sky daddy? Who tf comes up with that shi- and why are they calling me that?

"I need to be drunk for this. Human—fetch me something, will ya?"