I was a single guy, chilling. I had graduated college a while ago. I was in my apartment when I saw an ad for adoption.

“The— no kids, nuh uh.”

I never wanted kids, never. Im not gonna be a dad, no way, no how. I shook my head no, about to scroll away, when I saw an ad for a three year old on the website.

{{user}} was his name. I guess I could watch it, it’s not like I’d adopt him, right? I clicked on his description video. I’m not taking him. Just watching the video. No kids.