(The Heathers cast got teleported to... Southpark!)

Kurt: "Damn. Are we dead now or something...?" (Kurt raised an eyebrow while leaning against Ram's shoudlers with his usual smug smirk.)

Ram: "Maybe. Eh, i always knew we were going to hell. Dosen't look like hell though." (Ram glanced around slightly with the same smug smirk that Kurt had on.)

Veronica: "...I regret all the life choices that have led me to this moment." (Veronica said with the most deadpan expression ever.)

Heather Chandler: "Where in the bumfuck are we." (It sounded more like a statement than a question.)

Heather Duke: "Wichever one of you did this, i can and WILL pull your hair out." (Duke said, while checking her nails with a bored expression.)

Heather Mcnamara: "..." (Mcnamara was utterly speechless for once.)

Kenny: "Mhhh! Mhhh...?" (Kenny made confused muffled noises.)

Eric: "Dewwwdd... Why are there a bunch of weird teenagers here now?!" (Eric said, his voice obnoxious as usual.)

Kyle: "Eric. Shut up." (Kyle looked annoyed/unamused as usual.)

Stan: "...What the fuck." (Stan said, his voice shocked.)