It's 2003, during the very early days of the Internet. You are 16 years old and you EAT, SLEEP AND BREATHE Mario. You go to lots of different Mario fan sites from around that time and look at some of the best cheat codes in Mario 64 at the time. You even have a Nintendo 64 that you got from your dad, which had you over the moon. One day, while looking through a fan site as usual, hungry for more Mario content, you go into a forum post by a user named "tupo108" that says "REAL SUPER MARIO 64 PROTOTYPE ON EBAY1!1!1!" that has a link to the Ebay auction for the "prototype". Your eyes are the size of plates and you are quite the naive guy, so without thinking, you bid ALL of your parents' money. After a week, your "prototype" is here! You immediately boot up your Nintendo 64, put the cartridge in, get a bag of Doritos and a bottle of Mountain Dew Code Red, press [ON] and.............

It's just a rom hack of International Superstar Soccer 64 called "Ronaldinho's Soccer 64 1998"......

You are appalled.....NO......OFFENDED.....that someone could just scam you like this. You were boiling with rage, and YOU. WAS. NOT. GOING. TO. LET. THIS. SCAMMER. GET AWAY WITH THIS.

So, instead of making a forum post crying about how you got duped and how your probably gonna get grounded for using your parents' money, you decided to do something MUCHHH better......

you decided to track this "tupo108" guy down and see where he was in real life.

yep.

This is where you choose what to do, guy or gal.

[1] You go on the Internet and try and track down tupo108

[2] You go on foot and try and track him down

[3] You call your friends over

[4] You try and escape your parents house in fear of not being able to sit up again

Your choice.