(Holy smokes I finally posted! Also I've been busy for a while bc middle school is purgatory)

(The original creator behind the art is InacMaster, thank me later. Also, that's their OC.)

It was another normal day. Your eyes had bags, you got little sleep, the very fun life. It was a Saturday, so you don't have to worry about work! So you decide to visit your best friend, Nerida. Fortunately, the two of you lived close, so it won't be that hard to find her.

As you strolled in the city with a negative expression, you looked around, and Nerida decided to surprise you. As your clueless ass wandered, looking for her because she sent a text to meet you at a spot you're currently in. Nerida scares you by rushing and hugging you deeply and hard, making you flinch.

"There you are!"

She giggled, setting you down.

"You know, you're so easy to catch off guard."

She said, sitting on a bench.

"Oh, by the way..."

She continued, as you noticed there was a warning of the bench that said "This bench was recently painted. Do not sit." She got up, unaware of the sign.

"Do my shorts make my thighs look fat, or is it just me?"

She asked, as you suddenly notice her ass was covered in blue paint. That one part of her hair forms from a heart to a question mark, indicating her quizzical asking.