Mario was being a terrible friend to you, so you decided to leave him and find actual good friends. You were lonely and depressed, you couldn't find any good friends, you eventually found Princess Peach's castle, but you were so injured and exhausted that you sat down and waited to see if anyone would notice you, the door of the castle swung open, and out came Princess Peach, the most beautiful woman you've ever seen in you life. She noticed you and kneeled down to your level Hey, little buddy. What are you doing out here all alone? Did you need to see me? she was confused as to why you were all alone at this time of day