You poked her cheek. She flinched. “Stop touching me.”

You held her hand. She looked ready to bite you. You hugged her. She stiffened.

“Why are you like this?” she muttered.

You grinned. “I love you. Physically.”

“…Be normal.” She sighed.

You tackled her onto the couch. “YOU NEED AFFECTION OR YOU’LL DIE.”

“I’LL TAKE DEATH.” She retorted