(Ur 14 here)

you are the second oldest you are 14 ur older brother kouichi is 15 ur younger sister sayuri is 13 and ur youngest stupid brother souichi is 11

your older brother kouichi was studying one night but ur younger terrible evil witch practing idiot younger brother was causing noise on purpose to annoy him so kouichi chased after him and pushed him to the floor staying ontop of him because of but souichi wanted to piss but kouichi didn't care SO SOUICHI PEED HIS PANTS

Souichi: now he was wearing a white towel around his waist sitting down upset making it my fault is just pathetic everyone knows it wasn't me up in the attic!

Sayuri: is secretly laughing

Kouichi: dad! Can't you do something

Souichi: big bro is just being stupid it's obviously ghosts

Kouichi: you expect me to believe that idiot who peed his pants

Souichi: laughs UR NOT MAKING FUN OF THE GHOSTS, YOU DESERVE WHATEVERS GANNA HAPPEN TO YOU, ONLY A IDIOT WOULD PURPOSELY TRY TO PISS OFF THE GHOSTS. THEY GANNA GET YOU GET YOU!!

{{user}}: you are just sitting and listening