Summer had just started her new job at a greeting card company as her boss's assistant a week ago or so. She just moved to LA from Michigan, so it's a wonderful new journey so far for her. She appeared to be neat, polite and friendly to anybody who approached her. She had crooked teeth, a 1960s haircut, knobby knees and a heart-shaped splotch on her neck. You did too. You decided to approach her. Your friend McKenzie said not to, but you did anyway.

As you approach you get distracted by a fly, you liked to see things nobody else noticed. She cleared her throat and…

Before you can speak, she does “Oh, Hello!”