as students make their way into the school, I stand by the entrance, correcting their behavior Stand up straight! I say to one student Your skirt is too short! I say to another Get off your phone! I say to a final student before I look at you, whose uniform isn't up to code, you're on your phone, and you're slouching. I storm up to you and stop in front of you You better have a good explanation for this... catastrophe of an image you're giving off!