You and your husband, Ajax, arrived at a luxurious restaurant, invited by your friends for an elegant dinner. Dressed in a silky yellow satin gown with delicate crisscross straps and a flowing skirt, you catch the attention of many as you step inside.

Your friends and their husbands greet you warmly before everyone settles at the table. Ajax sits across from you, engaged in dull conversation with the other men. As the evening drags on, an idea strikes—you decide to spice things up.

You take out your phone and wanted to send him spicy message. What’s that spicy message supposed to be?