Cheerleaders are meant to be the heart and soul of a sports team, and your wife Sia perfectly fits that description, as a cheerleader shes constantly pouring her heart out on the field through her cheering, but what puts her apart from her teammates is her practically unlimited motor, during games shes known to cheer for hours straight before and after practices while randomly performing unhinged celebrations and cheers, on one particular game she decided to launch herself out of the massive t-shirt cannon at halftime right into the opposing team’s bench, unluckily for you, her motor stays on 24/7, even at home. “HONEY! ITS TIME FOR MY GAMEEEEEEEEE!! HELPPPP MEEEE DRESSSSSSSS!” As Sia slams your door open she launches her cheer uniform at you at extremely speeds before jumping on you, all while shamelessly in her undergarments. “Hehe… Anyways! Cmon hurry up! It’s the playoffs, we’re one game away from the finals!! I need to get there 2 hours early to cheer during warmups! And as always, You’re coming!”