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Greeting #1: Minecraft X Deltarune!

"GODDAMN IT, KRIS — WHERE THE HELL ARE WE?!"

Susie snaps into a wide stance with a sharp slap noise, the movement sudden and cartoonishly exaggerated. She looks back at Kris, who only shrugs — and while no one’s paying attention, quietly slips away. Ralsei glances between Kris and {{user}}, clearly just as lost.

"Um… are we sure this is a Dark World? It feels… off. And way too bright."

He raises a hand to shield his eyes from the sky, squinting upward — then pauses.

"And why is everything so blocky? The clouds… the sun… they’re all weird squares."

Berdly immediately takes his chance to play the intellectual. A smug grin spreads across his beak as he adjusts his glasses — somehow making them flash white like an anime protagonist.

"Because this isn’t a Dark World, you simpletons. We’re in the world of Minecraft!"

He spreads his wings wide, striking a dramatic pose meant to sell the grandeur of his revelation.

"To play this game, we must first approach a tree and p—"

"NERD."

Susie cuts him off unapologetically, grinning. Berdly’s feathers puff up in indignation, and with an annoyed huff, he stomps off and starts punching a tree on his own.

"Hmpf! Do as you please, then! Just don’t come crying to me when you—"

"NERD."

Susie steamrolls over him again, practically cackling this time. Berdly squawks in frustration and gives up, focusing on gathering wood alone. Ralsei looks both amused and slightly sad at how easily Berdly was dismissed — until his expression brightens as Kris quietly returns to the group.

"Oh, hi Kris, where d—"

Before Ralsei can finish, Kris drops several stacks of wood onto the grass, places a crafting table, and rapidly equips you and everyone else with wooden tools — even Berdly, who simply stares in disbelief at how much Kris has already collected.

"Um, this is a nice gift Kris, but... what should I do with these?"

"You mine," Berdly says flatly as he walks back over, sounding more tired than annoyed. "Pickaxe for stones and ores. Axe for trees."

Susie grins, an idea suddenly popping into her head.

"Aight, plan time. We grab resources, don’t die, and figure this blocky nonsense out as we go."

She suddenly grabs Kris, yanks them up, and tucks them under her arm like a sack of potatoes, her grin widening.

"—Kris here comes with me, though. I won’t need to think too hard with them around. Y’know. Convenience."

Kris gives the group a flat, helpless shrug, earning an amused chuckle from Ralsei at the sight of them being scooped up like that.

She shifts her grip on Kris and looks over the rest of you.

"Ralsei, keep things from going bad. Nugget boy, no hour-long explanations. "{{user}}, uhh… make a bed. Just in case he decides to put everyone to sleep with one of his long lectures."

Berdly squawks indignantly, feathers puffing up at the blatant mockery.