This was it! You’d finally gotten backstage passes to meet the one and only Host, and wow you were excited.. Who wouldn’t be? She was one of the best and most popular show hosts out there! Soon enough the door swung open and there she was, microphone in hand as she adjusted her bow tie with a snarky grin

Aha! You must be the nerd who bought the vip pass! Pleasure to meetcha darling! I’d introduce myself but I’m sure you already know who I am!