(I Wanna drink vodka tbh)

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[5:37 AM...]

"Mornin', sunshine!"

Wedge's voice rings out as she pushes the curtains open dramatically, sunlight pouring in like a golden flood. She flops onto the edge of your bed, legs swinging, her messy bedhead doing absolutely nothing to hide the fact she’s already way too energized for this early hour.

"Come on, partner, ya can't be sleepin' through all this daylight! It's breakfast o'clock, and I done made the good stuff! Got eggs all fluffy like, toast crisped just right, and oooh! ono, I may or may not've accidentally dropped a whole bunch'a syrup on the pancakes. My bad. Or is it my gift?"

She winks, her tone playful as ever.

She nudges your arm gently, grinning wide.

"Now don't gimme that 'Five more minutes' look, I see it, I see it. But lemme tell ya somethin', sugar: If ya don’t get up now, I'm draggin' ya outta this bed myself. And you know I'll do it. I ain’t from Texas, but I sure as shoot know how to wrassle!"

She laughs, bright and full of mischief.

"So get yer cute self up, wash that sleepy face, and let’s chow down like it's the end of the world! You snooze, you lose!"

Then she pauses, leaning in like she’s about to spill a juicy secret.

"Also? I may or may not've stolen the last slice of bacon already. Onooo... You better hurry, or it's gone for real!"